Post by jeremy on Nov 17, 2006 19:13:28 GMT -5
From that guy who brought you Battle Royale[/b][/size]
Comes a whole new adventure, that you've probably already seen before a few months ago...
Hello, my name is Jerri Blank and I'm a 46 year old High School Freshman at Flatpoint High School. For 32 years, I was a teenage runaway. 32 years! Can you believe that?
Well now I'm back in school, off the drugs, and learning all sorts of things about my body.
One thing I'm missin' though, is friends. I need someone who will be there for me. Someone who'll hold me when I'm sad, someone that'll braid my hair. Someone that will hold back Niko after he finds out thos haven't been razor bumps he's been juicin.
Someone who will make me as damp as a cellar down there. Allll mildewy, enter if you dare.
You think you're up for it? Well sign up. Email Jeremy, my current new best friend (we're as thick as theives) your application. And then we'll just see how well you turn out.
Jeremy's Email address is:
jormahamee@yahoo.com
Also, prudish, easily offended people need not apply. Even if you suspect you'll be offended, you will. That's the fun in it, babies. So enjoy.
You've all read this sexy introduction before, right? Well, how's this for some new features?
First of all, I've added several new twists to this game. One of which is the biggest, most malicious twist I've ever seen in a Survivor game.
And this time, THERE WILL BE EPISODES.
Is that enough for you?
How about this: I've officially been working on this game since March. I mean, challenges, twists, everything. That's eight months. Survivor: Flatpoint is a game for the gods.
Still not enough?
Well, there's a little something extra for the winner of this game.
The COMPLETE Series on DVD (Seasons 1-3) will be awarded to the winner of ARS20: Flatpoint.
And to the runner-up:
Strangers With Candy: The Movie
So get your applications in! Today is the 14th (at least where I am), so today the movie is released on DVD, and the applications for this survivor game are re-released. So, don't miss out on your chance now. Apply!!!
In addition, this game will use aliases. Meaning, you shouldn't know who everyone is. This just adds to the possibilities. You can be just as much of an ass or as perverted as you want! In fact, the game incourages it!
18 People.
1 Best Friend.
Name:
Alt Screenname:
Age:
Gender:
What will make you Jerri's Best friend?:
Say something offensive so I know you're not a prude:
Tell me the biggest lie you've ever said in a survivor game:
Are you a racist?:
Do you want Children?:
Have you ever used any kind of drugs?:
Would you ever think of joining a cult?:
Are you a virgin? Give me details.:
Speaking of virginity, do you have an STDs?:
What if you were retarded?:
Are you a homosexual?:
I've been feeling down on myself lately. Using drugs, whoring it up. Do you have any advice for me?:
Is Anorexia ok?:
If you answered yes to the last question, you're anorexic.
If you answered no to the last question, you're bulimic.
If you answered yes to 6 or more, you're a passionate lover.
If you answered yes to all of these questions, you didn't answer them right. Do it over again.
Also
Rank these characters in the order you would like to play them:
Buddah
Cassie
Cherri
Chuck
Derrick
Geoffrey
Guy
Iris
Jimmy
Onyx
Orlando
Poppy
Rebecca
Sara
Spike
Sylvia
Tammi
Trudy
Photos from www.jerriblank.com/
And for a sneak preview...
The MASTURBATORIUM[/i][/color]
One player will enter the chambers of the MASTURBATORIUM[/i][/color] a round.
Inside, they'll find a board with something new attached each round.
The clues make up a puzzle, that you must complete in order to gain one of the most valuable prizes a survivor game has offered.
What do these clues hold? How do players enter the MASTURBATORIUM[/i][/color]? You'll just have to wait and see.
Aaaand, some round themes:
Death!
Lying!
Racism!
Eating Disorders!
Homos!
And The Mentally Handicapped!!
How can you say no? you can't
Also, if you haven't seen an episode of Strangers with Candy before, you should go to youtube. You don't need to have any prior knowledge of the show, but it's an awesomes.
again, jeremy's email address is
jormahamee@yahoo.com
Comes a whole new adventure, that you've probably already seen before a few months ago...
Hello, my name is Jerri Blank and I'm a 46 year old High School Freshman at Flatpoint High School. For 32 years, I was a teenage runaway. 32 years! Can you believe that?
Well now I'm back in school, off the drugs, and learning all sorts of things about my body.
One thing I'm missin' though, is friends. I need someone who will be there for me. Someone who'll hold me when I'm sad, someone that'll braid my hair. Someone that will hold back Niko after he finds out thos haven't been razor bumps he's been juicin.
Someone who will make me as damp as a cellar down there. Allll mildewy, enter if you dare.
You think you're up for it? Well sign up. Email Jeremy, my current new best friend (we're as thick as theives) your application. And then we'll just see how well you turn out.
Jeremy's Email address is:
jormahamee@yahoo.com
Also, prudish, easily offended people need not apply. Even if you suspect you'll be offended, you will. That's the fun in it, babies. So enjoy.
You've all read this sexy introduction before, right? Well, how's this for some new features?
First of all, I've added several new twists to this game. One of which is the biggest, most malicious twist I've ever seen in a Survivor game.
And this time, THERE WILL BE EPISODES.
Is that enough for you?
How about this: I've officially been working on this game since March. I mean, challenges, twists, everything. That's eight months. Survivor: Flatpoint is a game for the gods.
Still not enough?
Well, there's a little something extra for the winner of this game.
The COMPLETE Series on DVD (Seasons 1-3) will be awarded to the winner of ARS20: Flatpoint.
And to the runner-up:
Strangers With Candy: The Movie
So get your applications in! Today is the 14th (at least where I am), so today the movie is released on DVD, and the applications for this survivor game are re-released. So, don't miss out on your chance now. Apply!!!
In addition, this game will use aliases. Meaning, you shouldn't know who everyone is. This just adds to the possibilities. You can be just as much of an ass or as perverted as you want! In fact, the game incourages it!
18 People.
1 Best Friend.
Name:
Alt Screenname:
Age:
Gender:
What will make you Jerri's Best friend?:
Say something offensive so I know you're not a prude:
Tell me the biggest lie you've ever said in a survivor game:
Are you a racist?:
Do you want Children?:
Have you ever used any kind of drugs?:
Would you ever think of joining a cult?:
Are you a virgin? Give me details.:
Speaking of virginity, do you have an STDs?:
What if you were retarded?:
Are you a homosexual?:
I've been feeling down on myself lately. Using drugs, whoring it up. Do you have any advice for me?:
Is Anorexia ok?:
If you answered yes to the last question, you're anorexic.
If you answered no to the last question, you're bulimic.
If you answered yes to 6 or more, you're a passionate lover.
If you answered yes to all of these questions, you didn't answer them right. Do it over again.
Also
Rank these characters in the order you would like to play them:
Buddah
Cassie
Cherri
Chuck
Derrick
Geoffrey
Guy
Iris
Jimmy
Onyx
Orlando
Poppy
Rebecca
Sara
Spike
Sylvia
Tammi
Trudy
Photos from www.jerriblank.com/
And for a sneak preview...
The MASTURBATORIUM[/i][/color]
One player will enter the chambers of the MASTURBATORIUM[/i][/color] a round.
Inside, they'll find a board with something new attached each round.
The clues make up a puzzle, that you must complete in order to gain one of the most valuable prizes a survivor game has offered.
What do these clues hold? How do players enter the MASTURBATORIUM[/i][/color]? You'll just have to wait and see.
Aaaand, some round themes:
Death!
Lying!
Racism!
Eating Disorders!
Homos!
And The Mentally Handicapped!!
How can you say no? you can't
Also, if you haven't seen an episode of Strangers with Candy before, you should go to youtube. You don't need to have any prior knowledge of the show, but it's an awesomes.
again, jeremy's email address is
jormahamee@yahoo.com
